There is nothing like an awesome long Holiday Weekend. You get together with friends, hang at the beach or pool and of course multiply your average drink count by a factor of “I can’t feel my face”!
Now according to how well your weekend goes (and well is objective) there are a few things that are going to make your bossy weekend coming to an end worth it!
1. Waking up to the smell of breakfast
Yep there is nothing like waking up to hot food after a long weekend of drinking and other debauchery. Although your head is stuck to your pillow and the room is still spinning around you, the smell of corn beef frying or souse boiling has the magical power to wake your a@% out of the deepest hangover stupors.
2. Glory Money
What is “Glory Money” you may ask… well imagine waking up after a crazy weekend of anything goes still in the clothes you were likely in all weekend and reaching in your back pocket and pulling out a crumpled $10 or $20 bill. If you grew up in a shouting church I assure you … you will scream “Gloryyyyyy”. Because there is nothing like spending loosely all weekend and still coming to the end with at least enough to cover a red bull to make the drive home or work.
3. An Ironed Shirt
Now it may seem like a small goal but this is like gold in most buying ambien online usa shop after Holiday Weekend Situations. It’s already more that 100% likely that you are gonna wake up late for work, so imagine jumping out the shower scurrying through your closet and finding a pristinely clean and ironed shirt.
4. Boss Not In Today
Imagine waking up rolling over for maybe the fourth time and realizing “damn only 20 mins before I have to get to the office”. Now imagine the elation you feel when you haphazardly check your email and see that the boss has sent that ever rewarding “Out Of Office: Courtesy Note”. At this point you sink back into your pillow and enjoy what will seem like an extra 3 hours of sleep (but will in reality only be 30 minutes), then get your behind up to get to work before you actually get fired from the job that allows you to enjoy holiday weekends so much.
5. Waking up to a locked phone and a sleeping girlfriend or boyfriend.
Now after a crazy weekend well yeah things happen… and waking up and seeing your girlfriend or boyfriend sleeping peacefully and your phone just where you left it, is truly a blessing. Even if you behaved the whole time.
Holiday weekends are always fun especially if you take the time to have fun, be free and let some of your inhibitions down and meet some new friends.
What are you looking forward to doing on your next holiday weekend?