If you paid any attention to the Internet this week you probably logged off your computers or phones scratching your head and thinking, “WTF just happened?!” There were two insane things that went viral this week that had the internet in an uproar and trying to figure out who is Teresa and how Zola got caught up in that mess! Listen, we’ll do our best to walk you through these viral sensations one at a time, as best we could.
Let’s begin with Teresa and her messy family tree. When I saw this photo firse pop up in my timeline, I scrolled right on by not thinking anything of it, until I saw it again and again and again. Finally, I opened the photo and cursed myself for doing so! Three hours later and I’m trying to figure out who the hell is Teresa! Is she the mother, the grandmother, is Teresa, Teresa! The riddle of the century has millions of people perplexed. You take a shot at it and see if you figure it out!
Just when you think you have the answer, you doubt yourself and start all over again! This riddle drove the internet cray cray this week with people drawing stick figures, using bottles and cans and even full out algebra equations to try and figure it out! We say the answer is daughter, but I’m sure that answer is sure to change if we start thinking about it again!
…And then there was Zola..
Read the full story here! Zola’s adventure continues!
I don’t even know where to start with this one. In short, earlier this week a woman named Zola who says she used to be a stripper at Hooters met a white woman, another stripper, named Jessica and the two bonded over their “hoeism” which led to a trip to Florida resulting in prostitution, murder, attempted suicide, kidnapping, tricking, pimping, money, guns and drugs. The story unfolded in over 100 rapid fire tweets that went viral and had even me intrigued! I was too mad that the story ended because it read like one of my favorite novels from Eric Jerome Dickey. It’s long as hell, but you wont be able to quit, I promise! The story has gotten so much attention that big movie and TV execs are going after the “author” to make a movie or show of it. But the question everyone has is, is the story real? Honestly, if it isn’t we’d be super impressed that someone wrote such a bomb ass story! Read for yourself…we’re just waiting on the trailer for the movie to drop!
Take a look at some of the screen shots to get a dose of the hilarious story!